Siri

The kids have discovered Siri on the iPad mini. I'm eavesdropping and am crying laughing.

Sylvie: Brady! There's a lady in the iPad! You wanna talk to her? Press that button.
Brady: Yeah, I think it's like on Daddy's phone. You can ask her questions.

Brady: Hi, how are you?
Siri: I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

Brady: What's 100 + 1,000?
Siri: The answer is one thousand, one hundred.
Sylvie: whoa. You're smart.
Siri: Thanks for saying so.

Brady: You're cool dude. Are you even a dude? Or a girl?
Siri: I am Siri.
Sylvie: But are you a girl?
Siri: Well my voice sounds like a woman's, but I exist beyond your human concept of gender.

Sylvie: I love you.
Siri: You are the wind beneath my wings.

Brady: You're the best.
Siri: No, I'm useful, but thanks for saying so.

Sylvie: You're good.
Siri: I aspire to be great.

Sylvie: Do you know what a billion plus a billion is?
Siri: The answer is two billion.

Sylvie: Do you know what infinity ee ond plus infinity ee ond (she means infinity and beyond) is?
Siri: I'm sorry. I can't answer that. (I think b/c she doesn't understand Sylvie.)
Sylvie: I thought you were smart!
Siri: I'm sorry.